Yes, today is the big day. I'm not talking about a wedding or a circumcision, I'm talking about our first show at the famous Music Museum, where big names like Gary V. and Ogie Doggie have debuted. I use singers as pegs because there's nobody that does the type of comedy that we do in the Philippines right now, except for my partners in comedy Allan and Marlon. We're all excited in a breakfast-coming-back-up-my-throat kind of way to spread our point of view comedy to the rest of our countrymen and make a decent living while doing so.
So what did I do last night to prepare besides offering an egg of an unborn duck at the Quiapo Church? I played basketball where I embarrassed my opponent (but mostly myself) with my airball jumpers and panting. Some guys who play the sport really take it seriously though, especially overweight guys who have birthmarks on their faces. Like the guy I was guarding last night, he started pushing me and slapping me around. Can I help it if I play tough defense with my fingers up their ass - it distracts them so I can go for the easy steal. I hate guarding player who have body odor though. I just let them have the basket because I don't want my hands smelling of mildew and onions. Sure they won the game, but at least I smell better.
So wish me luck, destiny, because tonight will be history in the making. And to any of my readers, please buy our first cd entitled "Nutritious Comedy". Thank you, good night, and drive safely.
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